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人类到底什么时候灭绝啊啊啊啊啊啊

如何克服每天顿觉自己是文盲的悲伤！

我突然想起来我当着一支篮球队的球员和教练的面夸她们“cute”
……我那个时候不知道这个词调情意味很浓啊啊啊啊啊啊啊（现在她们面面厮觑的样子在我大脑里不断闪现，这是我不学口语的惩罚吗我服了）

去听了最近的华语流行，感觉是把听众当傻子一样的唱歌

不想看两会相关新闻但是必须要看，读到西班牙和印尼的提问时我的看热闹之心熊熊燃烧，读到环球和北青提问我兴致缺缺，这就是我的新闻阅读观。
#ADuck看新闻

所以我想人毕竟还是流动的。有的时候作者对一个人的性格感受是这样的，过了一段时间，因为生活上的变化，创作者的想法又发生了改变，然后这样性格上的变动会体现到其在对人物的塑造上。有时候读他们的一些创作会觉得有些割裂，但是能感觉到他们是在塑造一个立体的人。（太不连贯的转变我就只能把他们想象成平行宇宙了
#ao3见闻

头一回玩模拟人生，模拟家庭第二代，妻子是有洁癖的艺术品贩子，丈夫是专栏作家兼前健身教练，有了女儿后，上班的时候找来的保姆是不用睡觉也能活的邋遢怪和流浪老头（钢琴吉他小提琴满级）。
他们的关系进展快得可怕，第三次见面就能够成为至交好友，半夜三点一起去泳池里疯狂游泳，最后要求保姆加入家庭，我看了忍不住感叹一下：好精彩的家庭生活。
#模拟人生4 #sims4

As it was, there had already been a stretch of Bilbo’s life in which Thorin had been his whole world. This was embarrassing, because Thorin had only deigned to speak to him politely about two months into the whole mess. Still, for a little more than half a year, Thorin had consumed him, and then for about four years after that, he had left Bilbo feeling spat-out, half-chewed and shivering.

Now, though, in Bilbo’s memory Thorin was not much more than a simile; he was only like the whole wide world. He was like the wild to be found outside the Shire in the same way love could feel like a quick, catching wind. Thorin had been immense and forbidding, unfathomable and dangerous – but beautiful, too, and intoxicating when you had a role to play in his goings-on, though just as likely to look down on you as naught but an insect, right when you had come to appreciate his grand destiny.

And then, just like the wide world, Thorin had been lost to Bilbo these last ten years.

—— A Long List of Happy Endings Ch2

这种把手伸到你的胸膛里把心脏拧一把的酸痛太迷人了
#ao3见闻

非常好播客使我尖叫流泪

外国华生嬷嬷你们去哪了😭😭😭😭😭从13年到现在依旧改不掉瘦子=bottom的思维定势是这样吗这和白人饭有什么区别（嘶吼）
#ao3见闻

从看中文盗版漫画走上了看英文盗版漫画买原版电子书的日子，我是一位有道德但不多的海盗🏴‍☠️