Swiss Army Knife maker developing new version - without the knife
The boss of Swiss Army Knife maker Victorinox says a rise in regulation to tackle knife crime meant the company is working on a new model without a blade.
spoiler, only honest law-abiding people will be left defenseless.
https://news.sky.com/story/swiss-army-knife-maker-developing-new-version-without-the-knife-13131087
@ForBritain
Stab em with the scissors or screw driver!😂
@ForBritain people make shanks in prison, necessity is the father of invention is it? The formidable Swiss Army advances with its bladeless tools.
@ForBritain
Then kitchen implements, then screwdrivers and the like.
Soon enough we'll hear "no one needs military-style assault lumber"
@ForBritain
Soon it will be made from rubber