家属：要给明早的咖啡定时吗？
我：当然了！
我：I like waking up to freshly made coffee. I don't like having to push a button and wait for a few min meanwhile the cat is yelling at me for food and I have to do everything quietly because my husband is still asleep...
家属：that was really just a yes/no question.
家属：赶紧一个人搬去德州吧！看到时候谁给你做咖啡！咪咪，妈妈烦我们俩！